Masonisms.....

All in a day...well a few hours actually.....

I've been told multiple times that I need to start a blog of the things that M says. Then it dawns on me. I've started a blog....a couple times. And after the day I've had with my child's mouth, I guess it's probably time to start that back up....



So tonight I've had a little bit of a headache and not being big on taking medication, I sat in a "detox" bath of epsom salts and baking soda. Being that M can't leave me be for 20 minutes and watch an episode of Mickey Mouse on his own, he came barging in about the time the water was draining. I'm not sure if it's that he's 4 or just him in general but he panics at the mere thought of anything getting sucked down a tub drain or down the toilet. So he says "Ahh!!! Are you gonna get sucked down the drain?!"
Me: No.
M: You're real careful?
Me: Yep. Always.
M: (starts walking out the door) Ok, well you keep bein' real careful but just to make sure you don't get sucked down the drain, we're gonna leave this door open just like this so I can keep an eye on you.

He also heard on How I Met Your Mother (while I was searching for something else) Barney say "She gives a great massage", so this one looks at me and says "Hey mom, you're a good massager right? I say sometimes so he plops his big feet in my lap and says "Great! How 'bout ya massage my feet!"

So the best one of the night is this:
Me: Close your eyes and go to sleep. (As I'm thinking of the dad aka GENIUS that wrote the book that explains every parent's life each night entitled Go The F*ck To Sleep)
M: I don't like sleeping.
Me: Someday you will.
M: Well that day will probably be Saturday but guess what?! Saturday is NOT TODAY!


That title ALMOST slipped out of my mouth....